he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
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