let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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