found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
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