I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
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You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
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My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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