My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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