Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
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Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
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I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
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