by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
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there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
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She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
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