He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
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I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
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You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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