i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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