So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
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