those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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