super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
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