He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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