You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Semen is not good for contacts.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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