Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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