i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
Gay?
German.
Pity.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
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