Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
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