Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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