some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
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your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
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Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
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