I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
My breasts were aching with rage.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
You spent an hour sitting naked in your neighbor's Jeep Wrangler yelling in a terrible British accent about how you were "on a safari". Then you passed out on your lawn.
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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