I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
i just made my gag reflex go away.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
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