Got a toothbrush?
Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
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my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
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She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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