One girl and one boy is just not enough.
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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