Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
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I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
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All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
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