Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
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her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
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"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
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