I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
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Heyyyy darlin are you busy?
Why hello drunk Jake. It's sober Sarah, I'll tell drunk Sarah you booty called. She'll probably be around tomorrow night.
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
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I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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