thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
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It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
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I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
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