But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
North Korea, Best Korea!
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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