What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
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