all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
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like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
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He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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