Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
How was dinner with ur grandparents?
I was really blazed and scared they'd catch me, so when they asked about my day I was concentrating really hard on not saying smoking that instead I honestly said "Well, I had sex on your pool table, Nana."
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
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I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
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We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
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