So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
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