vagina is talking i cant
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
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