so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
I picked my nose. Flicked it. I heard it hit something. Next thing I know, it's floating around in my wine glass.
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
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