Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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