Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
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ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
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You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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