it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
I can feel your judgement through the phone
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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