and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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