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last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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