I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
Are we in a gay sports bar?
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
Randomize