we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
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