oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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