Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Dignity is for republicans.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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