im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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