you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
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