is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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