Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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