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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  Dude, I woke up in the middle of the night and your room mate was just standing there at the foot of the bed, watching us sleep.. you don't remember me shaking the shit out of you to tell you this?!

  (267): View more from Pennsylvania

  This could explain the reason why I've been finding his clothing and keys scattered in random parts of my room..

  (609): View more from New Jersey

  AND THIS DOESN'T WORRY YOU?!

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.

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• (818): View more from California

  They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...

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• (336): View more from North Carolina

  I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?

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• (406): View more from Montana

  Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?

  (520): View more from Arizona

  No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.

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• (413): View more from Massachusetts

  just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman

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