is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
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NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
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The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
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