their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
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How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
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I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together