Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
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Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
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THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
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