Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
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this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
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I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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