Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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