No, you can still breathe under the balls.
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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