I'm gonna have a badass scar
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
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Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
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I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
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