Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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