Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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